topic: skin tags
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topic: skin tags
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If that means tatoos, I'm wondering if anyone has ever had their asshole done.
I'll take that call...
Well, I guess that I wonder if anyone has ever had a skin tag frozen off their asshole.
I'll take that call as well...
AND, still waiting to hear from anyone who has their asshole tatooed...
I've seen a porn star with a bleached asshole... does that count?
Well, not really. I think we're looking for the woman who can take not only a dick, but a needle in the ass.
By the way, after we have exhausted the topic at hand, somebody else is free to introduce a new one.
But isn't there oh, so much more to say about skin tags first?
I'll take the call from the Son of Satan out there who may be walking around with skin tags that form the symbol "666".
Or, give us a call if your skin tags form the words "Osama Bin Laden is holed up in a secluded grotto in Redondo Beach"
Maybe the next topic should be "taking calls"?
Final verdict on skin tags: They're good in small doses?
Pickup trucks vs cars, what do you prefer?
I prefer trucks, except for parking...which is why I drive an SUV.
BTW, I think skin tags are gross. If I had one I would get it removed immediately.
Cars vs. Trucks? That's neutral territory for me.
Farts. Disgusting, or naturally beautiful?
Good topic, E. When other people fart - it's disgustingly hilarious. When I fart, it's poetic.
depends on the smell. If it's not that bad it's funny. if it reeks, it's gross.Quote:
Originally Posted by e-ray
new topic: oriental health spas
What really happens there?
Is there always a "happy ending"?
What do guys end up spending there?
How can they get away with calling it a "health spa"? (let alone "oriental")
I get headaches called cluster headaches.
Which makes migraines look like a disney movie.
It feel like someone is sticking a red hot poker in my eye that not only burns, but freezes at the same time. And it's a constant pain that is so overbearing it makes my body think that it's ill so I get a fever on top of it and sometimes vomit.
I spend a lot of time crawling on the floor or burying my head into a pillow like a mental patient. If the pain never subsided I would kill myself after a day.
I'm not some puss with a low pain tolerance either, had a fingernail ripped out and it doesn't even compare to this.
My wife got the People Magazine the other day (best and worst of the year) and she showed me a picture of David Arquette's sister (not Patricia, the one on Medium)...and she looks like a tranny.
Haha, as I am typing this and looking for a picture of her online, I just read she is a trans gender:
http://www.katherinefugate.com/kathw...a/Alexis-1.jpg
http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/Movies/A...49_150x200.jpg
BTW, he/she was George in the Wedding Singer
I feel like garage doors should be faster. I have things to do, and I don't want to waste my day waiting for the damn garage door to go up.
He/she also plays PF for the Indiana Pacers.....Quote:
Originally Posted by WTFchris
http://kfba.net/etc/playerpics/191.jpg
Bubbles: If you use a CRT monitor at home or work make sure it is not at 60hz (80hz is good). I missed about 20 hours of work a week with the same type of headache for a month before I realized thats how their monitors were set.
WTFChris: That is very scary, thankfully it does not look like Patricia cuz that could ruin things for me.
Motown: I totally agree. Maybe we need Tim Allen to look at our garages.
LOL Matt!!!
next topic: why haven't any of you been to oriental health spas so I can get my questions answered?
Are you implying that one of us should go get a happy ending right now? Will you be funding this adventure? There is a oriental health spa in my town which is kind of ghetto so Im sure I can find out for you, just not on my dime.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
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If that's what floats your boat, why not go to Windsor where it's legal, rather than an oriental health spa where some cop or nutjob activist is recording your license plate? Or would you prefer oriental mama-san videotaping your privates with hidden camera, waiting to blackmail you at some inconvenient later date?
LOL, I'm not looking to go (seriously), I'm just curious about what really happens there and what guys are willing to spend on it.
I should have figured that nobody would say "yeah, I go all the time".
Sounds like you've looked into it though Mxy, maybe a bad experience there?
Cruscott has had an Asian whore before, but in her homeland.
Is there ANYTHING better than a good dump? Especially when it hits you while you are stuck in traffic, and you race home, get through the door, grab the paper, and sit down with just enough time to get to the sports section.
Zip: Yes
My paranoia about the sex trade comes from a incident that happened a long time ago. Churchgoers wanted to put an XXX bookstore in their neighborhood out of business. Their approach was to have someone visibly scrawl license plate numbers on a clipboard, spooking the clientele away. I was too young to go into the bookstore, but old enough for it to make an impression on me. Besides blackmail paranoia, the illegal sex businesses scare the shit out of me from a disease perspective. I have a nightmare of going to such places and my dick falling off. Oh, and I also have nightmares of a 400 lb. crazy bitch knocking on my window late at night while stopped at a light on Woodward, screaming "YOU WANNA DATE ME -- I GOT RUBBERS!!".Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
Having said that, I've actually gotten a massage from an oriental place that was the second best non-sexual massage I've ever had. Back when I had a job that involved a lot more travel, kinking my big body into an airline coach seat led me to go for a massage every so often. The next time I was in the area again a few months later, instead of the older woman walking on my back and giving me a great massage, I got some anorexic ~20 year old doing some feather touch bullshit. I was ready to try and get someone to give me a real damn massage up to that point. She interpreted my being pissed off at her massage technique as my wanting a happy ending, and she was more than happy to provide one if I gave her more money. I bolted.
I'm watching the Sugar Bowl and wishing Howie Long and Terry Bradshaw were the color commentators for EVERY game from now until eternity.
I'm also thinking that I hate Notre Dame's Leprechaun. He reminds me of a rabid sea monkey.
If I EVER see that guy in person, I'm gonna kick him in the junk.
Topic: How often do you clean your ears with a QTip[smilie=punks.gif]?
I do it everyday and when that fact came up amongst friends recently, I got the feeling that most thought that was a bit too much.
Nah - I try and do it every morning. Sometimes I forget and skip a day. I don't want any ear junk sitting in there for people to gawk at.
every day after my shower. I notice it if I don't (ear's itch somethimes).Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
Every day, two for each ear.
I do it when it feels necessary. Couple times a week maybe? Usually after a shower.
Once a month.
Do you derive more satisfaction when you get a lot wax back on the dirty QTip?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hermy
If I asked you this question in person, could you even hear me?
Yes, Yes.
I've never seen wax outside my ear, and never notice any audible difference when I do use one, but my wife has them out on the bath counter so every so often I'll do it for fun.
My wax is always a brownish orange though. Most say yellow. Is this maybe from age?
Nah, mine is brownish orange too. No worries.
Once a week or so.