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[WTFchris]

Bukdow is from the UK?!

[Glenn]

Bowler dies after perfect game
Remembered by family, friends

Last Edited: Thursday, 06 Nov 2008, 10:21 PM EST

RAVENNA, Mich. (WOOD) - Friends remembered Thursday night a man who died just minutes after bowling a perfect 300.

Don Doane, 62, of Ravenna bowled that perfect game on October 16 at the Ravenna Bowl. Friends told 24 Hour News 8 he was celebrating the milestone with other bowlers in the alley when he collapsed of a heart attack.

"Don had been close a couple other times where he had the first 10 in a row. But this was a lifetime acheivement for him, and coming up off the approaches a lot of congratulations, a lot of high fives," said Jim Nutt, a friend and teammate.

The league is planning a memorial in which Doane's wife and son will each get rings marking Don's perfect game.

[geerussell]

That's a good death. A warrior's death. Don Doane has found a place in Valhalla.

[geerussell]

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[Fool]

Technology!

[MoTown]

I'd say no one deserves this, but she deserves this.

Woman Injects Cooking Oil Into Face
posted: 21 MINUTES AGO
comments: 74
filed under: Health News

(Nov. 12) - A Korean woman is responsible for her own cosmetic procedure nightmare after she injected cooking oil into her face, London's Daily Telegraph reported.

Doctors removed more than 2 ounces of cooking oil from Hang Mioku's face and more than 7 ounces from her neck after her botched attempt to achieve eternal youth left her face severely enlarged and disfigured.

Hang, 48, first had plastic surgery 20 years ago. She moved to Japan and underwent several more surgeries, mostly to her face, until she became unrecognizable, according to the Telegraph.

Hang's own parents didn't know who she was when she returned home to Korea. But that didn't stop her from wanting more. Hang managed to find a doctor who was willing to give her silicone injections and even supplied her with a syringe and silicone so she could inject herself.

When she ran out of silicone, Hang decided to substitute cooking oil, the Telegraph reported.

EDIT: Gross: Don't proceed if you don't want to throw up.

[MoTown]

^^Seriously? No comments about this?

[Wizzle]

[MoTown]

As always, Wiz comes up huge.

[Glenn]

POIDH