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Wow you must be pretty bored.
FUCK YOU TODD JONES YOU ASS RAMMING SHIT POUNDER! GO SUCK A FUCK AND NEVER RETURN FROM THE PLANET OF RECTAL BLEEDING YOU....
worthless excuse of a pitcher, you.
Let's take this to the Terrordome.
Fixed.Todd Jones Depreciation Thread
I really don't have a problem with Jones at all. It's not his fault he has a shit arm at this point. The blame is on Dombrowski for not finding a better option this last offseason. Dave is great, but he botched that one. Even if you thought Joel was going to be healthy all year (fair assumption), you still need either a better closer or a better set up man (if Joel was the closer). Dave miscalculated and thought that Rodney had turned the corner last year. Last year was an exception to the rule for Rodney. I just can't blame Jones at all, he's trying his best. The best simply sucks many nights.
Look at the Lions. Do you blame Shaun Bryson for running all those shitty draw plays, or Mooch for calling them?
It's management's fault for counting on Jones to be a good closer on a world series team.
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
I was going to say we could always bring in Lee Corso, but he has a baby arm.
Jonesy got snubbed from the All-Star game... Damn.
So who's going to be pitching to the Home Run Derby participants? The bullpen?
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